Perspective

Myths about Me – Uncovered

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MYTH

I appear unfriendly and “dao”

Truth

By default, I have a bitch face.
I’m not unhappy, neither am I “dao”
It’s just my bitch face and all I need is a smile
but I can’t walk around smiling all the time, like an idiot

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MYTH

I generally look down on most people

Truth

I’m taller than average, I can’t help it but look downwards on you physically
You can tell me ur darkest side and I won’t judge

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MYTH

I’m very free

Truth

I’m not FREE, I’m FLEXIBLE
Get that right!

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MYTH

I love sleeping till the cows come home

Truth

I sleep the hours to avoid contact with people
I wake up when I’m alone
I work through the night because I’m alone and it’s concentration max

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MYTH

I’m a Party animal

Truth

The last time I stepped into a club in Singapore was 2 years ago.
I look the part, but I’m not

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MYTH

I’m a “taitai”

Truth

A “taitai” doesn’t work and has a husband who supplies her with money
I think you have a problem with definitions
or
You are so sweet to assume that money falls from the sky for me?

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MYTH

My Lifestyle is damn shiok

Truth

That sentence reeks jealousy
Life is a matter of choices
You can have it too!
When you get something, you lose something too
Try having my lifestyle and you will know what you are losing~

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MYTH

I’m a Player

Truth

I’m a Mahjong Player, period

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MYTH

I have high expectations when it comes to boyfriend-selection

Truth

I have basic expectations
& I know men too well
Pretty tough to be with someone when I already know your dirty secrets

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MYTH

I love Nail stuff

Truth

Running Nailvibe.com doesn’t necessarily make nail stuff my first love
There is more passion in running the business than about the products~

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MYTH

I’m so lucky, I’m born thin

Truth

At the peak, I weighed 62kg
I gain weight very easily and I have to watch what I eat
It’s all about discipline and I wish I was fortunate enough to be born with the hottest bod
Guess the plastic industry will be out of business if everyone is that lucky
Got to pay my dues eh~

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MYTH

I’m the best salesperson, I should hold a sales job

Truth

Again, I look the part
I have the worst salesperson qualities
I hate having a sales job

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MYTH

I only dine in restaurants, never seen in hawker centres

Truth

The fact that my facebook postings are generally on good food in fancy restaurants
does not mean I do not accept local food fares
I will work on instagram-ing myself when I’m seated in Hawker centres next time
=p

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